Mana Mak?

Jam 6.30 petang. 

Mak berdiri di depan pintu. Wajah Mak kelihatan resah. Mak tunggu adik bungsu balik dari sekolah agama.

Ayah baru balik dari sawah.

Ayah tanya Mak, “Along mana?’

Mak jawab, “Ada di dapur tolong siapkan makan.”

Ayah tanya Mak lagi,” Angah mana?”

Mak jawab, “Angah mandi, baru balik main bola.”

Ayah tanya Mak, “Ateh mana?”

Mak jawab, “Ateh, Kak Cik tengok tv dengan Alang di dalam?”

Ayah tanya lagi, “Adik dah balik?”

Mak jawab, “Belum. Patutnya dah balik. Basikal adik rosak kot. Kejap lagi kalau tak balik juga jom kita pergi cari Adik.”

Mak jawab soalan ayah penuh yakin. Tiap-tiap hari ayah tanya soalan yang sama. Mak jawab penuh perhatian. Mak ambil berat di mana anak-anak Mak dan bagaimana keadaan anak-anak Mak setiap masa dan setiap ketika.

Dua puluh tahun kemudian

Jam 6.30 petang

Steam Client...biaso orang men DotA 2 tu larrr

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera.

Adakah anda seorang pengguna Steam? Satu kaedah jual beli permainan video di alam maya. Anda kenal akan 'client' Desura,Origin,Gog,GameFly (beberapa hasil google) dan berbagai lagi 'client'. Begitulah juga Steam.

Ulang kembali soalan. Adakah anda seorang pengguna Steam? Jika ya entri ini mungkin entri saguhati untuk anda. Sebuah perisian khas untuk pengguna Steam bagi mendapatkan beberapa permainan video secara percuma khusus untuk pengguna Windows. Buat pengetahuan anda semua perisian ini sudah lama. Walaupun lama perisian ini masih dikemaskini dari masa ke semasa dan giat dibanguntkan. Wa pun dah lama tak guna perisian ini. Rasa sayang pula kalau wa tinggalkan macam tu je. Sebenarnya perkara ni wa simpan lama dalam ingatan. Tak tahu nak karang kat mana. Akhirnya OMG! Hackers? yang menjadi pilihan. Susah-payah dan jerih-perih wa hadapi semasa menggunakan perisian ini. Perisian ini dibina oleh sekumpulan atau perorangan dari negara Rusia wa kurang pasti.

Perisian ini saling tak tumpah dengan perisian asal dari segi antaramuka sebab perisian ini adalah berpunca dari keretakan (crack) perisian rasmi Steam. Masa wa muat turun tahun lepas ada lebih kurang 1000 lebih permainan video yang diterbitkan oleh Steam pada perisian ini. Sekarang dah bulan lapan tahun 2012. Mungkin makin bertambah permainan video yang tersenarai dalam perisian ini.

Perisian ini diberi nama CSIW atau Cracked Steam Installation Wizard . Perisian ini sangat mudah untuk digunakan kerana antaramuka perisian ini serupa/ dengan yang perisian tulen daripada Steam.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

hah...pasti kalian pun da dengar lagu nie kan...at first pak cik pun x amek taw bona do...tapi bilo da kuar kek tb...terdetik plak hati nie nak tengok...dan kali nie..pak cik setuju amek la ngan korang...video clip lagu nie memang terbaik...sampaikan artis-artis dari Eropah pun suko dan addicted...enjoy la VC nie wokey...

PS : ade parody VC nie tentang kampong plak...memang best and gila-gila...hasil kojo crew FLY fm... rujuk sini... semalam pak cik tengok baru 700 view...xtaw la macam mano da jadi 400K view plak pagi nie... =)

I'm Back

Assalammualaikum…heee…

First of all pak cik nak ucapkan timo kasih bebanyak la kek orang-orang yang rajin datang kek blog pak cik nie… Terharu amek-amek ghaso eh bilo ado yo orang nak bukak walaupun blog x update… So sekembali eh pak cik kek sini… Pak cik nak kongsi la ngan korang semuo… ADAB BERGURU

Peringatan tentang ADAB BERGURU nie disampaikan oleh GURU pak cik sendiri… dio cakap..dalam nuntut ilmu.. elok kito sentiaso beringat pasal hal nie...

Kenangan Zaman Sekolah

Di manakah SALAH nya?

Rasenye sume da betul...tapi nape dapat 0 jgk?

Valantine?

first post of the year...hamek kau

Simple Tips to Deal With Failure

 Failure, one of the most feared topics by people. If you’re having difficulty in dealing with failure, this will be the perfect post for you.
What I’m going to share with you here today are the 3 simple tips how you can deal with failure successfully.

I know that this is a very common problem that most people will face in their life. Unfortunately, most people are not doing anything to cope with it. Instead, they let their fear of failure causes them to fail.
Let’s dive right into the meat, I know you want to learn these tips right now…
1. Is It The Actual Failure Or The Fear Of Failure?
When the feeling of failing struck you, ask yourself this question, “what am I afraid of, the failure or the fear of failing?”
“I’ll do what I fear and fear will disappear” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
Understand this, people experience the fear of failure because it is what is happening in their mind. The failure itself is not fatal. It is the fear of failure that causes most people to fail.
Think about it, before you actually do something, you afraid that you’re going to fail. This shows that it is your fear, your thinking, your feeling and your emotion that is creating the feeling of fear.
Or maybe after you have tried something else and you failed. Now, you developed the fear of failing and you don’t dare to take any actions anymore. The same thing is happening here.
It is the fear, the feeling and your thinking that is causing you to feel the fear, not the event or the ‘failure’.

5 Keys To Success

Someone once said, “The key to happiness is having dreams.  The key to success is making your dreams’ come true.”  Today I want to talk about making your dreams come true.  I want to talk about five keys that will help turn your dreams into reality.
Without further adieu….

5 Must Read Keys to

1. Preparation

“The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.”
~Benjamin Disraeli

Success loves preparation.  If the perfect opportunity presented itself today, would you be ready?  It’s better to be ready and not have an opportunity, then to have an opportunity and not be ready.
To succeed, you must be ready when opportunity comes.  Spend your time preparing for success, when your opportunity comes, you’ll be glad you did.


2. Work
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.” ~Anonymous

All failures know that success is simply a matter of luck, they know it’s just a matter of being at the right place at the right time, they know with assurance that success is directly linked to good ole fashion chance.
However, those who have succeeded know that success is directly and proportionally linked to work.  Even an amazing strategy can’t guarantee success.  Zig Ziglar said, “The most practical, beautiful, workable philosophy in the world won’t work – if you won’t.”
You have to put in the time.  However, when you put in the time, it makes success all the more sweet.  When you come from “behind” and do the impossible, it makes success as sweet as a honeycomb. John H. Johnson said, “I believe the greater the handicap, the greater the triumph.”

Do's and Dont's with Baby =)

Each of us may have babies...sooner or later rite...so today...
I'm gonna show you...

Do's and Dont's with Baby =)

 

Click on Full Story for more hilariousness!

Ten things men hate about women

No doubts that men heartily love women. However, numerous opinion polls reveal that there are ten basic factors with females that strongly irritate men.

1. Men do not like women pretending they are chaste. Men believe that women should stay themselves and give up every attempt to seem better. Indeed, women these days are not restricted in entertaining themselves and can enjoy life to the utmost, just exactly the way that men do.

2. Men hate it when their women criticize other females. This is a proven fact that women often treat other women as rivals. But remember that a woman will gain no popularity with men if she continuously criticizes other women’s dresses, shoes and handbags and also their compatibility with each other. Men actually do not care very much if their women wear fashionable dresses or not, have stylish coiffure or not.

3. Women’s jealousy exasperates men. This is absolute nonsense that jealousy revives relationship. The jealousy lifestyle can break even the strongest relationship. Jealousy appears when someone in a couple does not trust his partner. Remember that trust is the basis of your relationship.

4. Men also do not like to be treated as an emotional support. They get irritated when women always demand caresses and hugs, when women ask to call them special. Men do not like diffident women; they say it is even worse than self-confident and independent women.

5. It is no good for women to employ the speech code in relations with men. When women employ the ‘What are you thinking about?’ speech code they thus hope to pump real feelings and emotions out of men. When a woman asks a man this sort of vague questions she expects to catch his unawares and learn what his real feelings toward her are.

Kenapa Lelaki Tak Kahwin???

1."Duit lum cukup lagi".
Pompuan mana tahu susahnya laki nak kumpul duit nak bayar mas kawin le? hantaran la. Dah tu mas kawin & hantaran tu letak tinggi mengalahkan artis. Cam nak jual anak jer. Kita makan megi jer nak kumpul duit tu bukannya pompuan tau. Megi pun dah nak naik harga!

2. "Nak beli kereta dulu baru nak kahwin".
Takde keta pompuan pun pandang kita sebelah mata jer . Pompuan skarang ni mana yang tahan turun naik bas? Jatuh standard kalau naik bas tu..

3. "Susah la nak cari yang berkenan dihati".
Memang susah pun. Pompuan sekarang ini ?ada duit abangku saying, takde pitis sayangpun abis!

4."Tak datang seru lagi kot".
Awek pun tak de lagi? camana nak kahwin.

5."Banyak sangat halangan".
Banyak sangatla procedure karang ni. Nak kena masuk kursus le. Ujian HIV le. Pastu ada keluarga si dia tak sukakan kita. Nak ajak kawin kat Siam dia tak nak!

6 Reasons Men Say No To Sex

1. He’s suffering from depression

“Clinical depression is one of the biggest killers of sex drive in men,” says McKenzie. Men of all ages, even teenagers, may experience much lower sex drive when they’re struggling with this mood disorder.

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What you can do: “Remember that clinical depression is a physical illness and not a character weakness,” says McKenzie. There are plenty of online resources available to help you and your partner better understand depression and how it can affect your relationship. The key here is patience, especially during treatment—while antidepressants are very effective in treating depression, they can also contribute to low sexual interest. Your partner may want to speak to a doctor, however, if he notices that treatment is severely interfering with his sex drive.

10 simple ways to save yourself from messing up your life

1. Stop taking so much notice of how you feel. How you feel is how you feel. It’ll pass soon. What you’re thinking is what you’re thinking. It’ll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you feel; whatever you think, you think. Since you can’t stop yourself thinking, or prevent emotions from arising in your mind, it makes no sense to be proud or ashamed of either. You didn’t cause them. Only your actions are directly under your control. They’re the only proper cause of pleasure or shame.
2. Let go of worrying. It often makes things worse. The more you think about something bad, the more likely it is to happen. When you’re hair-trigger primed to notice the first sign of trouble, you’ll surely find something close enough to convince yourself it’s come.
3. Ease up on the internal life commentary. If you want to be happy, stop telling yourself you’re miserable. People are always telling themselves how they feel, what they’re thinking, what others feel about them, what this or that event really means. Most of it’s imagination. The rest is equal parts lies and misunderstandings. You have only the most limited understanding of what others feel about you. Usually they’re no better informed on the subject; and they care about it far less than you do. You have no way of knowing what this or that event really means. Whatever you tell yourself will be make-believe.

8 Sign of a Girl Interested in You

1- She's "in your face"

Suddenly, you'll become aware of her presence everywhere -- she "just happens" to show up wherever you hang out; you keep passing her in the hallway at work; she "accidentally" bumps into you; she maneuvers to stand close to you at a club.

What she's doing is trying to get you to notice her and giving you an opportunity to make the first move. The problem with this female strategy is that a lot of guys are completely oblivious to it and, consequently, throw away a lot of chances to hook up. Men are direct; women are indirect. So, next time a woman starts appearing regularly in your path, be aware that she's likely doing it on purpose.

2- She has all the right moves

A lot of people say that bodies can't lie. Nature has programmed humans with a complex set of non-verbal flirting signals that just flow freely when people are interested in someone. These range from the widening of the iris when looking at the object of desire to more overt displays, such as smiling or touching.

Here are a few body language cues to watch out for:
• She points in your direction with her leg, foot or shoulders.
• She leans toward you while talking.
• She plays with or tosses her hair.
• She fidgets with a piece of jewelry (like an earring) or strokes the stem of her glass.
• She keeps her eyes locked on you while she talks or drinks.
• She mirrors your body movements (for example, if you put your hand on the table, she quickly does the same).
• She smiles when you check her out.

If you become aware of a cluster of these signals, you can almost be sure that she's giving you the green light for romance.

3- She's never too busy

This is a cardinal rule in the dating game: If a woman is interested in going out with you, she will make herself available. This means that she will give you her work number or e-mail address, she will quickly answer or return your call and she will accept your invitation to get together -- and if she's busy on the day you specify, she will say something like, "Well, I can't this Saturday, but next Saturday would be fine."

You'll never hear from an interested woman things like, "I'm really busy right now" or "Let me check my schedule" or "I just got out of a bad relationship, so I'm all mixed up about men." Even if she's actively dating someone else, she will keep the lines of communication open with you for the possibility of future contact.

5 Sign

Five signs your date is into you…

1. She tilts her head

"When a woman sees and feels especially comfortable with a man, she will tilt her head," Hartley says. A tilt in any direction — right, left or down — are all signs that she's interested in getting to know you better — say, over another date.

2. She takes a sip when you take a sip

When a woman is drawn to a guy, she'll instinctively mirror his actions, Hartley says. While men do this, too, women are more likely than men to first begin the copying. What should you look for? "You might notice she will shift her body in the same direction as yours or take your lead for behavior changes like picking up a glass to drink or blinking her eyes repeatedly if you're doing so," he suggests. If you want to test her, lean forward and see if she comes closer, too.

Kisah Budak Penjual Kuih

Selepas seminggu beraya di kampung, saya pulang ke Kuala Lumpur. Memikirkan highway PLUS sibuk, saya menyusuri laluan lama. Pekan pertama yang saya lintas ialah Teluk Intan. Terasa mengantuk, saya singgah sebentar di sebuah restoran di pinggir pekan itu. Sebaik memesan makanan, seorang kanak-kanak lelaki berusia lebih kurang 12 tahun muncul dihadapan.

"Abang nak beli kuih?" katanya sambil tersenyum. Tangannya segera menyelak daun pisang yang menjadi penutup bakul kuih jajaanya.

“Tak apalah dik... Abang dah pesan makanan," jawap saya ringkas.

Don't

* Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.
* Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
* Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
* Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.
* Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
* Don’t be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us each together.

* Don’t be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
* Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it’s impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
* Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you’ve been, but also where you are going.
* Don’t forget that a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
* Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
* Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Angry Birds Fever

yaya...seperti korang tahu..sekarang adalah zaman Angry Birds...

jangan cakap handphone...yang pakai PC n laptop pun sangap tahap gile2 men game nie...

tidak ketinggalan diri Pak Cik...

nie sikit crite la pasal Angry Birds.

Angry Birds, merupakan puzzle video games yang dibangunkan oleh Finland, Rovio Mobile. Seperti yang saya ketahui lagi, games Angry Birds ini sekarang, games yang paling diminati sekarang dan banyak memerlukan kekuatan mentaliti untuk melepasi semua halangan yang terdapat pada setiap peringkat dalam games tersebut.

Specially For My Friends

 

Count On Me

If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will remind you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you

p/s : Thanks 4 being a good frenz for me lorh...Love ya